walang kwentang post…

masayado marami nanag yari mga nalipas na araw

pautli ulit dahil sa pagpatay patay nito!

kaya kahit ikeme mo ng ikeme

nalang nila sa pangalan ek ek hahaha..  natutuwa

talaga ako dun…pero sa

pc ng mag pc

la akong picture ng buong pc eh hehe ung sa harapannalang napagkatuwaan lng..

matapos kong masira este sirain pala ung dati kong keyboard meron na akong bago haha.. 

la lang parang tanga lang! si pc kasi eh papatay patay eh  

 ~~~~BALIK TANAW~~~

Maliliit na gagamba
Maliliit na gagamba,
Umakyat sa sanga.
Dumating and ulan,
Itinaboy sila.
Sumikat ang araw,
Natuyo ang sanga.
Maliliit na gagamba
Ay laging masaya.

walalang kaninang umaga pag ka gising ko yan ang

?:-?? isa lang akong bata! hahaha… la akong makitang tugtug ng maliliit na gagamba eh.. say meron pla pero di ko alam panu ilagay dito haha next time nalng  pg nakakuha ako upload ko dito ang cute cute kya:P

isa itong walang kwentang post ni rhein tambay mode ako

ngayun eh!

JOKES OFTHE DAY

 payabangan ng ihi

sa top flor ng building

hapon:1 drum na punung-puno, palakpakan mga tao

kano:3 drum na punung-puno, palakpakan uli

pinoy:walang pumalakpak….

lahat ng tao nalunod!! lolz korney

The rich old lady & the innocent bank manager

An old lady went to the bank to deposit her cash worth 5,000,000.00, But she ask the clerk first”

Clerk: Good morning ma’am, may i help you?

Old lady: yes! please,, im going to deposit my money but i want to have a conversation first to your manager because of big cash im going to transact on your bank worth 5million

Clerk:oH!! thats a big deal ma’am,, of course, ill lead you to our manager,..

Then so, the old lady went to the managers office & they talk about her cash to deposit,.

Manager: So madam, you are going to deposit the money you bring in our bank, were so lucky you choose us,

old lady: actually, i have a lot of bank accounts, lots of money & what i am depositing to you are just about 3% of my whole earnings everyday,,

Manager: oooHHH!! (wondering) thats a lot of money, i mean what kind of job you have? to get all of these???

old lady: by GAMBLING!

Manager: gambling?? but how?

old lady: ok,, ill give you an example

Manager: OK then,, ill listen

old lady: I’ll bet 10million, that you have a pair of square shaped balls!!!!

Manager: huh?? (shocked) you mean the balls of my (*(* ? you must be kiddin me??

old lady: no,, i am serious,,

Manager: ok then, ill show them to you & i will get your 5million

old lady: yes, but not too fast, you will show them to me & i’ll check them by TOUCHING with my witness (a Lawyer) to ensure that everything is legal tommorrow morning,

Manager:oh sure, tomorrow is no problem (smiling)

The manager was sure of that his balls are not square in shape,

well he’s probably right,, there were no balls other than oblique or rounded in shape”’ & this is what happen the next day

old lady: mr, manager,, im am now with my lawyer, you can show your balls now,, dont worry, im am not interested on your pennis,,, balls only.

Manager: ok,, here they are (showing his balls)

The old lady then check the manager’s balls with her hands, holding them, they were round in shape

Manager: i think you lose old lady,, can i now get my 5million bucks?

old lady: oh well, you win

Manager: hahahahhahaha!!!

The manager was so overwhelming happy because of the easy money,

Suddenly, The lawyer was hammering his head on the wall several times while the old lady was holding the manager’s balls

wHY???

because the old lady has also a deal with the lawyer last two days ago (a day before the deal w/ the bank manager) the SHE CAN HOLD/TOUCH THE BANK MANAGER’s BALLS for a bet of 100,000,000.00 (100million bucks)